Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.

The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit?
Unique Up On It. 

How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit?
Tame Way, Unique Up On It.